Bulldyke Barbara

Today's monster is notorious indeed. Bulldyke Barbara is a gender confused Galka found in Bostaunieux Oubliette. She is a low level NM, but you should never try to engage this monster as she has some of the most grotesque attacks in the game such as 'Devour' (not your ordinary Devour.. she will actually EAT YOU) and 'Loaf About' which is a particularly annoying attack where BdB just sits there doing nothing and no matter what you do you cannot get her to move. Also, if you have any food in your inventory she will steal all of it upon engaging. Lastly this bitch just will not die, no matter how much you want her to. It's said that if you do manage to defeat her you receive a Key Item 'Nosering' which you can trade to the Canadian PM for an award for services to the country. END! -Dustyn P.S. Picture included... beware this NM.

(Thats right, I censored over sunglasses.. it's comedy. STFU >.>)